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Theme Park Calls Off Muslim Fun Day.

Why? Because apparently Muslims aren’t allowed to have fun.

It’s in the Koran I think.

LONDON (Reuters) – Britain’s biggest theme park has called off the country’s first “National Muslim Fun Day” because of lack of interest, the park said Wednesday.

Alton Towers in central England was to open on September 17 for Muslims — with halal food, a strict dress code and prayer areas.

Music, gambling and alcohol were to be banned for the day and theme park rides such as “Ripsaw,” “Corkscrew” and “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory” all segregated by sex.

Suicide Bomber Tag was garnering quite a bit of interest and for some reason so were the flight simulators. Before cancellation there was a waiting list of 911, all of them requesting Washington DC or New York City airspace. (OK you caught me I made that part up)



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3 Responses to “Theme Park Calls Off Muslim Fun Day.”

  1. 1
    petesapiens Says:

    Theme Park Calls Off Muslim Fun Day.

    nice..

  2. 2
    nichee30 Says:

    Theme Park Calls Off Muslim Fun Day.

    nice..

  3. 3
    Charles Bannerman Says:

    Maybe if they had a misery day the Muslims would be interested.
    Chuck