Church of the Smoking Hot French Newscaster

Yes, there is now a cult based on Melissa Theuriau aptly named The Church of the Smoking Hot French Newscaster. As of this writing it had over 1400 13,000 76,000 “members.”
If you are interested in creating your own cult (as we did with Melissa) visit our cult and then sign up to create your own. You can “team up” with us. It’s all explained in the FAQs.
Update: A new gratuitous head shot:

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