Fun Jack Bauer facts
you “24″ fans know what I am talking about 
The top 100 Jack Bauer facts. Some of my favorites:
9. If everyone on “24” followed Jack Bauer’s instructions, it would be called “12″.
15. Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
33. Jack Bauer is the leading cause of death in Middle Eastern men
37. There is the right way, the wrong way, and the Jack Bauer way. It’s basically the right way but faster and more deaths.
57. Sun Tzu once wrote, “If your enemy is weaker, conquer him. If he is stronger, join him. If he is Jack Bauer, you’re fucking dead.”
62. Jack Bauer once killed so many terrorists that at one point, the #5 CIA Most Wanted fugitive was an 18-year-old teenager in Malaysia who downloaded the movie Dodgeball.
69. There are no such thing as lesbians, just women who never met Jack Bauer
77. Jesus died and rose from the dead in 3 days. It took Jack Bauer less than an hour. And he’s done it twice..
97. Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.
h/t Q and O
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August 7th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
To Whom It May Concern Following This String:
I’ve researched Mr. Nitrini’s claims with the various law officials and such. It appears that after discussing my experience with him and his verbal attacks, that many of the LAPD and District Attorney’s office etc., simply don’t take him seriously. That is apparently what upsets him so much. In addition, when he first contacted me, he was upset that I didn’t respond immediately, thus, he “labeled me a liar”.
The bottom line is this. I am not a liar. Mr. Nitrini, other than being and abusive annoyance simply is not relevant to the documentary that I’m producing. Therefore, he feels “entitled” to blast me with name calling.
I’ve worked alot with the mentally ill. It’s obvious that Mr. Nitrini needs psychiatric help and I hope that he gets that help. For the record, I am posting below, what my initial blog entry was. Apparently, he is just simply screaming and desperate for attention in any way he can get it.
In truth I pity him. It must be a very sad life to live.
Sincerely,
Cheryl Shuman
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Anthony Pellicano, Steven Seagal, Julius Nasso and Gambino Crime Family Slapped with Restraining Order ……………..
Cheryl Shuman (Yours Truly)
Setting the Record Straight
Over a decade ago, I was the first person to go on record for the abuse and harrassment dealt out by Anthony Pellicano. This included getting a restraining order against Seagal and his thugs. Although they have long denied it, Marty Singer, Julius Nasso and Steven Seagal hired Pellicano to put together a knock down packet and harass not only me, but my family and my two small children. There are several stories I could share with you from my car catching on fire when I tried to start it with my children inside to receiving photos of my children with their death certificates and blood splattered on photos of them at their school playground to several instances where I was attacked by “thugs”….. Could it have been someone like A. Proctor that also was hired to attack Anita Busch for covering Seagal’s connections to the mafia? Whether it was Proctor or another thug, the method of operation for these guys is quite well known. The sad thing is that very few people have had the courage to speak out. To speak out, you risk your life, your family’s lives, your reputation, career and everything else you can imagine. I have been fortunate in that regard. Although I was nearly killed, my name and reputation dragged through the mud, I’m still here. I survived. Now, almost a decade later, the truth is coming out. Many, including Anthony Pellicano and Julius Nasso are serving their time in prison. I hope that sharing my experience can help other victims to have the courage to speak out.
Regards,
Cheryl Shuman
It’s easy to find me on any search engine. (310.285.1777)
August 17th, 2006 at 5:17 pm
http://www.cherylshuman.com/images/Forbes%20Beverly%20Hillbilly%20www.CherylShuman.com%20%20in%20sepia.jpg
The URL above is an article from Forbes Magazine. I assure you that before Forbes or any of the publications that have covered my career, have thoroughly checked their facts before printing anything.
I’m not going to dignify your attempt to insult my character with any further response.
Cheryl Shuman
August 17th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
Cheryl,
If you read this I am at a loss as to what attemts to insult your character you are referring to. Since you are posting in the comments of a post I created I am assuming that you are referring to something I said.
August 18th, 2006 at 1:40 am
My apologies Chad, it was a mistake on my part and should have been posted to another blog. I have a guy giving me a really hard time online. It’s a bit much.
Again, my apologies.
Cheryl Shuman
August 18th, 2006 at 6:11 am
No problem. I was just making sure, I do get insulting sometimes but I didn’t think I had with you. As an apology refer 10 people to the site
(just kidding)
August 18th, 2006 at 4:40 pm
LOL, you’re funny! Hey I’m somewhat shocked at how nasty people can get online? Is that normal? I mean honestly I can’t imagine someone being so confrontational in “real time”…. don’t people have manners or what?
Is it me?
Cheryl Shuman
PS, thanks for being nice.
August 18th, 2006 at 4:56 pm
Manners are dead forthe most part, just go to a grocery store. As for being funny I usually only hear that when someone is referring to my looks so thank you.
August 18th, 2006 at 11:17 pm
So do you know this Mario Nitrini guy? What’s the dealio? It’s difficult to understand him and he tries to be intimidating. He just comes off as crazy.
Cheryl Shuman
August 19th, 2006 at 5:49 am
No, never met him. He started commenting here a few months ago. As I understand it his ex-brother-in-law was connected in some way with the OJ Simpson case. He feels that his brother-in-law should have been subject to more scritiny, and he is angry that people aren’t paying attention.
I think the consensus has been that as long as he isnt harrassing people here there is no reason to ban him. If he is I will bring up the subject with Insider and SAO. They handle the real heavy duty admin functions here.
August 20th, 2006 at 12:54 am
Dealing With Cyberstalkers–Cheryl Shuman, Victims Rights’ Advocate
Dealing with Cyberstalkers
Hello everyone.
Ever since the “Seagal Incident” I’ve had to deal with being harrassed by anonymous “cyberstalkers”. It’s not fun. But I’ve done some research that will hopefully help others as well. It’s helped me.
God bless xoxox,
Cheryl Shuman
Cyber911 Emergency
Cyberstalker profile
These are the most frequently asked questions we receive about cyberstalking and/or harassment.
We have more extensive information about cyberstalking and cyberharassment, as well as one-to-one help and a self-help interactive guide and tutorial.
There are three basic type of stalkers
Simple obsessional stalkers, delusional stalkers and vengeful stalkers. There is of course often overlap of these basic definitions.
A simple obsessional stalker is anything but simple. They are typically the person who refuses to believe that a relationship is over, although they have been told repeatedly that it is.
Do not be misled by this type thinking they are harmlessly in love. Many of them were emotionally abusive and controlling during the relationship and many even have a criminal record unrelated to stalking.
This is the most common type of stalker.
The next type is the delusional stalker, they frequently have never had any contact with their victim beyond the boundaries of their own mind. They may suffer from mental illness like schizophrenia, bipolar disorder or erotomania. What they have in common is a false belief that keeps them tied to their victims. In erotomania they believe that the victim loves them, even though they have never met. A good example of this is the man that stalked and killed Rebecca Schaeffer.
Another type of delusional stalker may believe that he and the victim are destined to be together and even though they may not have met if he only just shows how much he loves her then she will love him and they will be together as it is meant to be. An example of this type of stalker is John Hinckley Jr. that shot president Reagan in order to show Jody Foster how much he loved her.
A delusional stalker is usually a loner, unmarried, socially immature and does not possess the interpersonal skills to maintain friendships and relationships. They have had few if any sexual encounters. They most often choose victims that are unobtainable being a celebrity or a married woman, their doctor, teacher, nurse or therapist. Those helping professions are at risk for attracting a delusional stalker.
Delusional stalkers are very difficult to get rid of and many go on for many years fixated on one person.
The last type of stalker is the vengeful stalker. They get angry at their victim due to some slight either real or imagined. We have all heard of disgruntled employees, these are vengeful stalkers and can be just as dangerous as the delusional. They stalk to get even and believe that “they” have been victimized. Ex-spouses can turn into this type of stalker and violence is all to common a result.
What motivates these stalkers?
Sexual Harassment
Love-Obsession, Hate, Revenge, Vendettas
Ego & Power Trips
Sexual Harassment Online
People often say that the Internet is simply the offline world moved online, and it is in many respects. Sexual Harassment offline is all to common and fortunately in North America we have laws to protect people from discrimination and harassment in the workplace and many other venues.
If Sexual Harassment is common offline it is rampant online. There are many reasons for this. The first being that the ratio of men to women online is about 2:1 so the competition for women’s attention in the chat rooms is pretty intense. If you chose a feminine nickname to use in a chat room expect to be bombarded by propositioned by all the men in the room. If looking for intelligent conversation with people don’t use nicknames like Bambi and hang out in the #Romance channel. You won’t find it.
Online the usual pickup lines although corny but polite are thrown to the wind and instead they come right out and ask you very personal questions about your age, sex, location. They may start the conversation with an outright request for cybersex or your phone number to participate in phone sex.
There is very little respect shown and often the sexual harassment is so bad that many women avoid chatting online altogether. The presumed anonymity of the Internet seems to make some peoples manners and sense of etiquette fly out window. They show the worst of their personality and often exhibit behavior that they would have never shown in real life. Being aggressive and rude to other chatters, demanding and insistent with members of the opposite sex and generally people we would never choose to have in our personal lives. So don’t tolerate them online either.
Again use a genderless nickname and don’t advertise that your looking for romance online. The chances of your finding it are very slim and advertising for it pretty well guarantees you’re going to get the obnoxious people messaging you like crazy. Try to use the same manners online that you use offline when dealing with cashiers and bank tellers. Please and thank you’s are definitely in order as are polite conversation.
When joining a chat room, sit quietly for a few minutes to see the flow of the conversation before jumping in. This also may alert you to any people in the room you wish to avoid. If the operators of the chat forum allow people to be verbally abused and treated as sexual objects then perhaps you should find another place to chat that has some standards of behavior.
Love-Obsession
Love obsessional stalking has been in the news a fair bit in the last few years due to some high profile cases such as the murder of Rebecca Shaffer the actress and the stalking of famous people like David Letterman and Brad Pitt.
All of these cases are examples of Love Obsessional stalking. The victim of this type of stalker does not even have to have ever had a relationship with the person or even know them for that matter. The love is perceived by someone who is mentally unstable.
They imagine every day actions like walking on the same side of the street or buying the same kind of orange juice at the supermarket are secrets signs and signals you are giving them of your undying love. Bottom line the stalking is not about “You” at all but very much about the stalker and their state of mind.
For this reason avoiding this type of stalker, although they are not overly common can be difficult. Because you do not have to show them any attention or affection in order for them to become fixated on you, how can one prevent this from happening?
Love obsessional stalking also takes place online. Sometimes you form a casual friendship with someone online, or even a romantic one. When you wish to withdraw from this relationship the other person becomes obsessional. Constantly messaging you or e-mailing you. Even if you have never spoken to this person in real life they may seek you out finding out your offline information so that they can telephone or try to visit or mail you gifts. They may shower you with compliments and love or bombard you with hate mail but the bottom line is the same, they are obsessed and your a victim of stalking.
Every case of stalking should be taken seriously even those where there is no violence threatened in any manner. The case of Rebecca Shaffer is a prime example of this. He wrote her love letters and sent her gifts then showed up at her door one day and shot her dead in cold blood with no warning. “Never” assume that someone is harmless because they have not threatened you with violence. That can change at any moment.
If you feel that someone is obsessed with you, stop all communications immediately. Avoid going to the chat rooms where you meet. Change your online identity if necessary. Yes it is inconvenient, but your safety is at stake and that is more important than convenience.
Hate, Revenge, Vendettas (Flame Wars Out Of Hand)
What is a flame war? Well a flame war is basically an argument that is online. Someone voices an opinion that another disagrees with and the fight is on. Name calling, threatening from both sides.
How does it differ from harassment and stalking? Well the key factor is that a flame war is two sided. Both parties are involved in the flaming and arguing. Both respond to each others mails, posts etc. Flame wars are easy to get into and often difficult to get out of. You want to express your opinion, you want the person to understand your side. You “want” to win the argument. But as is the case in real life often “turning the other cheek” and walking away is absolutely the best path to take. You really don’t “know” the person your arguing with and can not predict how seriously this person will take the argument. Do you want this person to trace you to your home in order to win your point of view? Of course not. So be the bigger person and walk away.
What happens when you want to walk away and the other person won’t let you? This is when a flame war becomes harassment and perhaps stalking. They may post continuously about you in a defamatory manner. Create a Web site about you or your group or go as far as tracing you and calling you at home or work or even coming to see you offline
When anger fuels the harassment and someone can’t let go of that anger you are dealing with a potentially dangerous situation and you need to take action. Stop posting on the site of the flame war. Don’t respond to provoking posts or e-mails. Block the person from messaging you and from sending you e-mails. Disappear online by changing your identity and if necessary your Internet Provider. Your safety is more important than the inconvenience of having to change your online identity.
If any threat to your person is made make a report to your local police taking any logs or e-mails with you as evidence. Keep all correspondence in order for them to be able to be traced.
Ego & Power Trips
Ego & Power Trip stalkers are the most difficult to guard against. Like a gang that wanders the streets looking for likely victims, these stalker are out to prove that they can terrorize someone. And they don’t usually care who it is. They often choose their victims at random. Sometimes they choose someone they perceive as the weakest in the room. The ego & power trip stalkers are the bullies online. And they are looking for a fight.
Surprisingly, sometimes kids (especially mild-mannered, otherwise well-behaved) tend to masquerade as ego and power trip stalkers. They see it as innocent fun, and have no idea that the people on the other side are genuinely frightened.
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[delete] scockcroft: 08/19/2006 7:16 AM
Thanks for that. Very interesting.
[delete] lexidiem: 08/19/2006 2:00 PM
Excellent posting, and one that should be read by everyone here. Don’t, however, think for a moment that all cyberstalkers are male, because that would be a mistake. The difference is that males usually won’t come forward and report it if they’ve been stalked by a female, primarily due to the fact that they fear ridicule by their peers. It can and does happen to both sexes, and it’s not a pleasant situation to be in.
If it happens to you, do simething about it!
[delete] idora: 08/19/2006 4:05 PM
Hey Cheryl, thanks for enlighten me about the that different kind of stalkers, i find this kind journal
reading very interesting and educational experience.
[delete] cherylshuman 8/19/2006 06:44 PM
Hey there,
thanks guys!!!! I’ve been dealing with several different cyberstalkers since going public with the Steven Seagal / Anthony Pellicano attacks. I’m not sure if they are thugs that work for those creeps or if they are Seagal “fans” or if they are just “nuts” with nothing better to do. Several of them are posting really negative things about me that aren’t true on various websites….. If any of you have had experience with this as well, I would very much appreciate the sharing of your story…. perhaps it will help others.
Thank you again for the kind words and compliments….
God bless you all
and me too
xoxo,
Cheryl Shuman
www.CherylShuman.com
August 20th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Hate, Revenge, Vendettas (Flame Wars Out Of Hand)
What is a flame war? Well a flame war is basically an argument that is online. Someone voices an opinion that another disagrees with and the fight is on. Name calling, threatening from both sides.
How does it differ from harassment and stalking? Well the key factor is that a flame war is two sided. Both parties are involved in the flaming and arguing. Both respond to each others mails, posts etc. Flame wars are easy to get into and often difficult to get out of. You want to express your opinion, you want the person to understand your side. You “want” to win the argument. But as is the case in real life often “turning the other cheek” and walking away is absolutely the best path to take. You really don’t “know” the person your arguing with and can not predict how seriously this person will take the argument. Do you want this person to trace you to your home in order to win your point of view? Of course not. So be the bigger person and walk away.
What happens when you want to walk away and the other person won’t let you? This is when a flame war becomes harassment and perhaps stalking. They may post continuously about you in a defamatory manner. Create a Web site about you or your group or go as far as tracing you and calling you at home or work or even coming to see you offline
When anger fuels the harassment and someone can’t let go of that anger you are dealing with a potentially dangerous situation and you need to take action. Stop posting on the site of the flame war. Don’t respond to provoking posts or e-mails. Block the person from messaging you and from sending you e-mails. Disappear online by changing your identity and if necessary your Internet Provider. Your safety is more important than the inconvenience of having to change your online identity.
If any threat to your person is made make a report to your local police taking any logs or e-mails with you as evidence. Keep all correspondence in order for them to be able to be traced.
Ego & Power Trips
Ego & Power Trip stalkers are the most difficult to guard against. Like a gang that wanders the streets looking for likely victims, these stalker are out to prove that they can terrorize someone. And they don’t usually care who it is. They often choose their victims at random. Sometimes they choose someone they perceive as the weakest in the room. The ego & power trip stalkers are the bullies online. And they are looking for a fight.
Surprisingly, sometimes kids (especially mild-mannered, otherwise well-behaved) tend to masquerade as ego and power trip stalkers. They see it as innocent fun, and have no idea that the people on the other side are genuinely frightened.
For Additional Information:
www.AnthonyPellicanoVictims.Blogspot.com
August 23rd, 2006 at 12:48 am
Cheryl Shuman: Anthony Pellicano, Steven Seagal, Julius Nasso and Gambino Crime Family Slapped with Restraining Order ………
“Extra” Exclusive
Cheryl Shuman Obtains Restraining Order
Against Steven Seagal and his thugs
Pellicano Attacks Began Immediately.
Over a decade ago, I was the first person to go on record for the abuse and harrassment dealt out by Anthony Pellicano. This included getting a restraining order against Seagal and his thugs. Although they have long denied it, Marty Singer, Julius Nasso and Steven Seagal hired Pellicano to put together a knock down packet and harass not only me, but my family and my two small children.
There are several stories I could share with you from my car catching on fire when I tried to start it with my children inside to receiving photos of my children with their death certificates and blood splattered on photos of them at their school playground to several instances where I was attacked by “thugs”….. Could it have been someone like A. Proctor that also was hired to attack Anita Busch for covering Seagal’s connections to the mafia?
Whether it was Proctor or another thug, the method of operation for these guys is quite well known. The sad thing is that very few people have had the courage to speak out. To speak out, you risk your life, your family’s lives, your reputation, career and everything else you can imagine.
I have been fortunate in that regard. Although I was nearly killed, my name and reputation dragged through the mud, I’m still here. I survived. Now, almost a decade later, the truth is coming out. Many, including Anthony Pellicano and Julius Nasso are serving their time in prison.
After going underground and living as other people for my safety for three years, I met many other victims that had lost their lives as they had known them. My primary interest here is giving a voice to the “everyday” victims of Anthony Pellicano. The media is quick to discuss all of the various “high rollers” in Hollywood, from Steven Seagal, Brad Grey, John McTiernan etc., I know all of these people. But what about the aspiring actresses and others that were seriously violated by this man. I was a victim or I should say survivor. I was one of the first, if not THE first person to go on the record about the evils of these men 12 years ago. When I filed my restraining order against Steven Seagal, Marty Singer and Anthony Pellicano were the first people to start a campaign of harrassment against me. It almost got me killed, nearly ruined my life and yet, I’m still here… Finally now, 12 years later, I feel that I can safely discuss what happened without fear of additional retalliation, smear campaigns or even death. My firm is www.CherylShuman.com
I hope that sharing my experience can help other victims to have the courage to speak out.
Regards,
Cheryl Shuman
www.CherylShuman.com
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Email: Cheryl@CherylShuman.com