Russian Man Asks to Wed a Cow

I’ve heard of ’sacred cows’ but this is ridiculous
A young Russian farmer from South Siberia has
asked President Vladimir Putin to allow him
to marry a cow. “All girls have left our small
village and moved to the city, so I cannot
find a woman to be with”, he told the President.
“But I see the solution to the problem. I
love animals very much and want to ask you
when it will be allowed in Russia, as it is in
Holland, to marry domestic animals?”
Source: Popbitch
tags: bestiality
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July 29th, 2006 at 11:39 pm
Wow…