This portly man is 58-year old Norman Kirtland and he just had “relations” with the former Wham star in the bushes of a notorious London park

George Michael was caught groping with Norman by News of the World photographers. Now Michaels is an adult and in my opinion can do whatever he pleases. (Though News of the World reports that because it was in the open in a public place it is quite illegal). But Michaels is reportedly on the comeback trail and being “linked” to Mr. Kirtland in ways that I’d rather not imagine just can’t be a good career move.

Michaels’ friend is an interesting chap. After being tracked down by News of the World at his East Sussex flat, he answered the door stark naked and “looking gross and dishevelled”.

Said one of his friends:

“It’s so sad to see a talented guy wasting himself like this.”

So true.

According to the Glitzblog, the star is due to enter a civil partnership with long-term lover Kenny Goss in the next few weeks. Hmmm.

Story analysis at: JunkYardBlog

Update: George’s wedding to his longtime American lover Kenny Goss is now off. Evidently Goss didn’t like the way things went down at George’s bachelor party.

h/t: Ace of Spades

tags: george michael

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