Weekend Edition: Jack Handy
You know what would make a good story? Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he’s real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea. -
Jack Handey
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July 23rd, 2006 at 7:36 am
That WOULD be a nice story…
But, alas, Clowns are usually a sad lot…
They spend their time hiding behind tears…
Acting like they are happy…
You think they want to make your little one happy…
And you rush them off to the mid-way when the Circus comes to town…
Usually, your little one, reacts in fear of the Clown…
Why?….
We think it’s becuz, your little one KNOWZ that all the Clown REALLY wants to do…
Iz to play with him and his little sisters private parts….