Hero: 80-year old deals crack for hooker sex
Why is this man smiling?

An 80-year-old man from the Pittsburgh area admitted that he had been dealing drugs from his back porch so had he could pay for his kinky hookers.
The spunky senior, Felix Cocco, reportedly wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago his defense attorney, Martha Bailor, said. Said attorney further added:
“He decided it’s cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash.”
At an age when his peers were settling for blue plate specials, grampa Coco was living la vida loco.
tags: prostitution hookers crack
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July 14th, 2006 at 9:38 am
Sounds like a beer commercial.
Budweiser Salutes Real American Heroes: Mr 80 year old hooker using crack dealing grandpa!!!
October 6th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
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My Grandpa is in BIG trouble
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