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Hero: 80-year old deals crack for hooker sex

Why is this man smiling?

An 80-year-old man from the Pittsburgh area admitted that he had been dealing drugs from his back porch so had he could pay for his kinky hookers.

The spunky senior, Felix Cocco, reportedly wanted to remain sexually active after his wife died three years ago his defense attorney, Martha Bailor, said. Said attorney further added:

“He decided it’s cheaper to pay for sex with crack than cash.”

At an age when his peers were settling for blue plate specials, grampa Coco was living la vida loco.

h/t: ace, source: WaPo

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2 Responses to “Hero: 80-year old deals crack for hooker sex”

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    Chad Says:

    Sounds like a beer commercial.

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