Hasselhoff video defies logic, description, taste…
I don’t know what to say about the new David Hasselhoff video (which is actually the first Hasselhoff video I’ve ever seen) other than it is really, really bad. So much so that it’s hard not to watch the whole thing just to see if it can be that bad for 3+ minutes (and it can). Anyway, the screenshot below is from the video, and no I did not retouch it.
I understand that Hasselhoff is a huge star in Germany underlining how little I understand about Germanic culture.
This video came to us via Jeremy Gilby and we are still trying to figure out what we did to deserve it!
UPDATE: We noticed a surge in Hasselhoff traffic and looked into it. It appears that he has figured out yet another way to embarrass himself. This time drunkenly eating a cheeseburger. Not really much to see but since you’ve come this far, here’s the link. Personally, we think this is far more interesting.
Also of interest…Hasselhoff slapped with restraining order, millions more expected.
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July 12th, 2006 at 8:03 am
Hasselhoff is a German name, and his stardom there is tied to his Ameriican success in Baywatch, which epitomized the German Uber-romatic notion of “Kalifornia Traumen” or California Dreaming, a glorified state of mind that was illuminated to me as an obsessive-compulsive Germanic-desire (for the dream-state - literally) by a drunk in a bar in Rothenburg who hated his own Germany…