Transvestite gang terrorizes New Orleans
Maybe they aren’t actually a transvestite gang. Is it possible we will soon see a manifesto from the Shemale Liberation Army (SLA)?
New Orleans City Business reports
that shop owners in the Lower Garden District have been victimized by gang of transvestites since May.
Led by a tall skinny black man dressed in pink jump suit and flourescent red wig, the gang uses a snatch and grab technique to rob boutique owners, such as Robyn Lewis of Dark Charm, of their high end goods. They have been described as moving like, “a marauding army of kleptomaniacal showgirls”, who grab the goods and flee in a, “blur of cheap wigs and masculine legs in designer shoes”.
The New Orleans Police Department has been of little help in catching the transvestite gang, so store owners have established their own alert system, the Drag Queen Alert List, which is put into motion whenever one of the gang memebers is spotted. So far the ACLU is silent on this blatant profiling, although I expect a lawsuit the moment an extremely hairy woman is detained by mistake.
Store owners say the regret being forced to such measures, but feel they have no other choice:
“Ogle and Bonga say they regret being forced to resort to such profiling but they feel they have no other choice. The transvestites, Ogle said, appear to be drug-addicted and fearless in their lust for designer shoes, jackets and jewelry.
“The city’s not functioning the way it was and I’m sure a lot of them were getting some kind of government aid, which they probably aren’t getting any more so they’re incredibly desperate,” Ogle said. “
Hmmm, that might be the first demand in the SLA manifesto, “Give us back our welfare so we can buy drugs, lingerie, and designer shoes.” Actually thats a little catchy it might work.
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June 27th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
That is how about 90% of the welfare dollars were spent, on nice to have stuff.
The latest rage around Charleston is Ford Crown Victoris or Chevy Caprices with really skinney tires and huge (21 inch) wheels. A set of those wheels are about $2000.00. Since Crown Vics and Caprices were mainly used as taxis and police cars the formula is upside down. A $200.00 car on $2000.00 wheels. Some of the paint jobs are fantastic, really fantastic and a lot of them are spray can paint.
If those guys can do a paint job like that with spray cans, just imagine the money the could make with the right equipment.
Chuck
June 27th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
every shop owner in the 2000 block of Magazine Street has been alerted. Sarah Celino at Trashy Diva eyes the door, ready to flip the lock at the first sight of the ringleader’s pink jumpsuit and fluorescent red wig. (New Orleans City Business h/tIndependant Sources) Read all, incredibly melodramatic…. or is it? [IMG ] Posted in Americans, Unintentional Funnies [IMG ] Slip me some skin
July 20th, 2006 at 5:03 pm
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