Maxim: “While the late NBA man-whore Wilt Chamberlain set the standard with 20,000 booty calls, a number of up-and-comers are making a run at the record. Check out the living contenders.”
#1 will surprise you.
10. Bill Wyman (Rolling Stones bassist) – 1,000
9. Earvin (Magic) Johnson (basketball star) – 1,000
8. Lemmy Kilmister (Motorhead frontman) – 1,200
7. Jack Nicholson (actor) – 2,000
6. Ilie Nastase (tennis star) – 2,500
5. Engelbert Humperdinck (singer) – 3,000
4. Julio Iglesias (singer) – 3,000
3. Gene Simmons (Kiss frontman) – 4,600
2. Charlie Sheen (actor) – 5,000
1. Umberto Billo (Venetian hotel porter) - 8,000
Okay, who the heck is Umberto Billo? He’s a lowly porter at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas. Here’s what Maxim had to say about him:
Despite lacking fame, wealth, and U.S. citizenship, this Italian hotel porter insists he’s “made around 8,000 women happy,” sometimes entertaining four tourists a night. Umberto, whose talents came to worldwide attention when he appeared on the British TV show Eurotrash, claims he inspired tremendous brand loyalty—“They crossed oceans to see me”—as the ladies repeatedly returned to sample his services. Indeed, after his Venetian employer axed him from his porterly duties, an American businesswoman rushed to Billo’s defense: “I must have spent thousands in the hotel because of him!” His ex-boss remained unimpressed, complaining, “Sometimes he was too exhausted to carry the guests’ luggage.” Hey, the man’s not a machine.
I disagree. The man is a machine.
Here’s some additional information on the Mystery Man:
Rome: Hotel porter Umberto Billo has been sacked for being too tired to carry passengers’ luggage. He told a hostile tribunal that he had bedded 8,000 women guests over three years, by offering to befriend them at the check in counter, and had an insatiable wife to boot.
h/t: Dr. Hoist
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