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Just too gross for words – Senior Citizen STDs on the rise

The StrangerSeattle’s Alternative Weeklyreports that a popular central Florida retirement community is experiencing a surge in sexually transmitted diseases.

“Details come from southern Florida’s trashtastic Local 6 News, whose reporters descended upon the horny retirement community outside Orlando. Gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade claimed to have treated more cases of herpes and HPV in The Villages retirement community than she did in the city of Miami”

If there is anything grosser than the idea of my grandmother having sex it is the idea of her talking about her herpes.

God! Where are the knitting needles I need to poke that image out of my brain now!!

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    The Stevo in H-Town Says:

    Lotta foxy grammawz out there nowdayz…ain’t like yer daddy’s grammawz..

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