Update: Survivor’s Annoying “Fat Naked Guy” Richard Hatch Going to the Big House for 51 Months
As an update to our story “Richard Hatch Loses Immunity Challenge Against the IRS,” we are oh so happy to report that the ever-annoying jackass Richard Hatch was sentenced to 51 months jail time for failing to pay the IRS on his Survivor earnings. 51 months is what they give killers (at least in LA), so it appears that the judge hates Hatch as much as we do. 40 of those months were probably the result of that little dance he did on the second to last show when he got immunity saving him from an almost certain vote-off.
Hatch should feel at home with the men-loving, lying, back-stabbing folks who he’ll be bunking with for the next several years. I’m sure he’ll be real popular.
Nice photo of the dope holding is Survivor check (aka “exhibit A”) here.
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