Mary has virtually no chance of winning the California Governor’s race this year so I propose she move to Washinton state and run as the GOP candidate for Senate.

On the plus side she is already known here from her arrest in a Lakewood Washington sting operation, she is better looking than both Mike McGavick, the current GOP candidate and Maria Cantwell, the current senator, and she has a better personality than both of them also.

Down side she wants to tax breast implants.

Mary’s 2003 Governor’s Platform just needs a little tweaking and she is ready for her Senate run.

1. Legalize same-sex marriage
2. Tax breast implants
3. Make lap-dances tax deductible
4. Wire the California Governor’s Mansion her senate office with live web-cams
5. Create a “Porn for Pistols” program to reduce the number of handguns
6. Be a goodwill ambassador to attract business to the state
7. Make those drawing unemployment insurance do jury duty for their pay
8. Fight the attacks on the porn industry by John Ashcroft and the U.S. Department of Justice
9. Allow bars to stay open until 4:00 A.M.
10. Address the AIDS epidemic

or

You Decide!

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