The innovators described in Insider’s post “Web 2.0 Craze Spawns Some Really Bad Ideas” are missing a market: investing in breast implants. The Washington DC Craigslist has this listing:

Cute college grad seeks donors for new boobs – $3000

I know this is a long shot, but it’s worth a try. This month I attained my B.S. degreee in journalism with a minor in marketing. I hope to one day soon be a leading broadcast journalist, but feel that my small chest is holding me back.

I am seeking understanding, kind-hearted people who are willing to invest in my A-cup breasts and help me finance a breast augmentation surgery and advance my career in broadcast journalism.

The surgery will cost $3,000 and get me up to a full C-cup. I believe that this is the final piece that I need to have more self-confidence and gain better job opportunities. …

We’d be in, except we’d have to explain the investment to the wife, and that probably wouldn’t go well. Especially the part about the due diligence.

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H/t:Newsbusters.org

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