Think Telemarketers are bad? Imagine if Charlie Sheen had you on speed dial
I get pissed off when I get even one telemarketing call. If I get two I’m ballistic. Three and I’m nuclear. Anyway you get the idea. Imagine how Denise Richards felt when in April 2005 she received six calls over a 25-hour period all from a rather unhinged Charlie Sheen. Here are the highlights:
April 19th 11:28 a.m.
“I just umm am so disappointed in you. I’m so disappointed. You’re such a disappointment. You’re such a disappointment. You’re such a f*cking *sshole…”
“…it’s just, you know, f*ck you.”
April 19th 12:46 p.m.
“I guess I just gotta stop being disappointed…”
“Alright so whatever.”
April 19th 1 p.m.
“I’m a little confused because ahhh…”
“You’re a f*cking liar so you know what it’s like…f*ck you.”
“Okay, I hope you in f*cking hell.”
“You’re a piece of sh*t f*cking liar and I hope you f*cking rot in hell. So f*ck you.”
“I hope I never f*cking talk to you again you f*cking c*nt. F*ck you.”
(Note that approximately 3 hours after telling her that he never wants to talk to you again, he phones her.)
April 19th 4:08 p.m.
“I’m going to leave early. Okay? Dick face.”
April 19th 5:41 p.m.
“…you don’t have the balls or the courage to f*cking call me back…”
“…your f*cking sniveling b*ll sh*t”
“…two pregnant c*nts…”
(Sheen again says “I hope to never talk to you again” and then calls her the very next day.)
April 20th 12:50 p.m.
“You need to call me back.”
“…don’t be a f*cking coward *sshole.”
Like I said, given the choice of a telemarketer or a deranged celebrity, I’ll take the telemarketer any day. I also have to admit being surprised that Sheen called his wife “dick face.”
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April 26th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Sheesh. I can’t stand a man that can’t come up with a gender-correct insult.
April 26th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
There are so many things funny about his messages. My favorite however is his calling her “dick face.” By 5th grade that insult wouldn’t bother most people. Why not call her “Mrs. Potty Pants?”