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Archive for March, 2006

Angelina Jolie: #1 for women too

Friday, March 17th, 2006 by Insider

Gay and bisexual UK magazine Diva has released it’s “We So Would” list of hotties that most lesbians want to have sex with and Angelina Jolie came in at a strong #1.
Here’s the top 10:
* 1. Angelina Jolie
* 2. Portia De Rossi
* […]

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Xenu tells Cruise to tell Viacom to tell Comedy Central to shelve South Park episode

Friday, March 17th, 2006 by Insider

Defamer reports that Viacom has caved into pressure by Tom Cruise to make the Scientology-influenced episode of South Park disappear. Cruise reportedly threatened to not promote Mission Impossible III unless they followed through with the censorship. Not promote Mission Impossible? You mean like not jumping up and down on Oprah’s couch and looking like a […]

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Coming Soon: The Schick Octo?

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

The Economist projects the future of the razor blade race:

Of course, when it comes in the next decade, Octo refills will cost $10 / cartridge. But won’t it be worth it?

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Guess what? Lower the cost to criminals of committing crimes and crime skyrockets

Thursday, March 16th, 2006 by Insider

Attn: Criminals (like the ones pictured above)
Portland, Oregon is the place to be if you are considering a life of crime. Due to bureaucratic madness, Multnomah County’s brand new jail, the Wapato Facility, sits empty while crime in the area skyrockets. Because the jail sits unopened, the county has instituted an early release program that […]

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Shocking! Sirhan Sirhan Denied Parole

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 by Insider

Sirhan Sirhan, America’s most notorious Palestinian prisoner, who assassinated Robert Kennedy in 1968 while the New York senator was campaigning for the Democratic presidential nomination, lost his 13th bid for parole on Wednesday even though he promised to not shoot anymore presidential hopefuls. Evidently the parole board did not believe that he has been rehabilitated […]

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“Armed Daytona Hookers Hunt Psycho Killer”

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

Headline from newsmeat.com linking to a story from Daytona Beach, FL.
We’re working on our movie pitch tonight.

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‘Being A Black Republican Turns You Into A Criminal’

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

That’s the gist of Erin Aubry Kaplan’s op-ed piece in today’s Los Angeles Times, in which she uses the felony theft arrest of former Bush administration domestic policy adviser Claude Allen to lay blame where blame is due: on his political beliefs:
It’s hard to imagine that such compromises and cognitive dissonance (of being a black […]

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Don’t They Know That After 7pm, 7-11 Can’t Change Anything Larger Than A Million?

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

From today’s LAT:
Fake $1-Billion Bills Are Seized
Federal authorities have seized 250 counterfeit $1-billion banknotes from a West Hollywood apartment as part of a currency smuggling investigation, officials said Tuesday.
The bogus Federal Reserve notes carry 1934 issue dates and are stained to look old.
“They are a replication of 1934 Grover Cleveland $1,000 bills — manipulated to […]

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America’s Game; or, Another Way We’re Better Than France

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

The United States men’s national soccer team is now ranked #5 in the world, ahead of traditional powers Spain, Mexico, France, England, Italy, and Germany.
We argued a few weeks ago that more so than the major North American sports, soccer represents “the characteristics we celebrate as keys to this country’s economic success: creativity; cooperation; and […]

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Why not modernize the Capitol Records building by making it look like the world’s largest iPod (photo)

Wednesday, March 15th, 2006 by Insider

LA Observed notes that we may not be observing Capitol Records in LA for much longer as EMI puts up the Capitol Records’ building for sale. From LA Observed:

The potential of converting the circular, Welton Becket Associates-designed tower on Vine Street into condos has helped attract several offers. But Andy Fixmer reports in the L.A. […]

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But What Did They Think Of The New Weezer Release?

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

“Al-Qaeda sympathizers are using Orkut, a popular, worldwide Internet service owned by Google, to rally support for Osama bin Laden, share videos and Web links promoting terrorism and recruit non-Arabic-speaking Westerners, according to terrorism experts and a survey of the sites.”
- Kasie Hunt, USA Today, “Osama bin Laden fan clubs build online communities”
On the other […]

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When Hot French Anchorwomen Go Topless, Independent Sources’ Action News Desk Is There

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 by A Senior Administration Official

We take our obligation to cover Southern California news seriously. So when we learned that there are topless photos of French news babe Melissa Theuriau in the new edition of the French magazine Voici, we thought about our mission statement, our strategy, and the photos’ complete irrelevance to them. How could we fit the new […]

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Irony: Aged Writer Who Penned Gay Cowboy Film Says Oscar Voters Too Old and Too Out of Touch With “Larger Culture”

Tuesday, March 14th, 2006 by Insider

Annie Proulx who wrote the story that led to the film “Brokeback Mountain,” spewed sour grapes at the Academy of Motion Pictures for passing over her gay cowboy-themed movie in the best picture category. Instead of accepting the fact that the Academy considered “Crash” a better film; Proulx pointed the finger at aging, conservative Angeleno […]

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Darknets Revealed

Monday, March 13th, 2006 by Insider

Wonder what the fuss about Darknets are no more. Great video explanation prepared for J.D. Lasica’s SXSW Conference.
tags: darknet RIAA

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Gutsy Radish Cheers Up Millions of Japanese Beaten Down by Economic Malaise

Sunday, March 12th, 2006 by Insider

Things have been tough in Japan for a long time so it should be no surprise that sometimes they act just plain…weird.
It has been reported that a vegetable has captured the hearts of millions of Tokyo residents. This isn’t just any vegetable, but a gutsy little radish or “dokonjo daikon” which was spotted growing at […]

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