Satire site Potfry has a hypothetical Cindy Sheehan advice column including this exchange:

Dear Cindy:

My cat just jumped off the couch and collapsed…now she is walking, but slowly. She is only about 8 months old. I’m wondering if she ate one of the weird little bugs around our house. Nothing appears to be wrong with her legs.

Feeble Feline in Fresno

Dear Feeble:

At least your cat can eat. Did you know that most Iraqis have nothing at all to eat? They are trapped in their tee pees, unable to milk their goats or go to the Quick Chek, because American death rains on them from the sky. They would probably be happy to have some of your disease-addled bugs. I hope your cat dies.

On Sheehan Potfry had this to say:

Cindy Sheehan is an anti-war activist who, according to New York Times Maureen Dowd, derives absolute moral authority from the death of her son in Iraq. She is currently on a speaking tour, offering her own eyebrow-raising view of world events. Ms Sheehan adamantly denies that she has used her son’s death for her own fame. For more on her story, see this month’s Vanity Fair, where she lies on her son’s grave in a heartrending photo spread.

h/t: Luke

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