The other child endangerment photo that Britney’s people don’t want you to see
Independent Sources has obtained this exclusive photograph of Britney Spears endangering her baby:
Link to the video flap here.
Editorial note: Independent Sources received the above photo from an unimpeachable source who has asked to remain anonymous. Despite claims of forgery made by bloggers in pajamas, we believe the source to credible and that the preponderance of evidence establishes its authenticity. Of course we are not going to share any of this with you–we’re journalists after all!
Even more to the point, since Ms. Spears has not challenged the baby dangling photograph to our satsifaction, she has essentially admitted to its truth. Chalk one up for our myopic zeal on chasing this story for the past 5 years.
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February 9th, 2006 at 6:06 pm
This posting came up third in a google search for “bad photoshop”. Dude, those jagged edges are a warning sign to ease back on the Starbucks.
February 14th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
Obviously she is not too bright, or she wouldn’t be 20 something with a baby and a deadbeat husband - so who can comment on her driving. Take out your aggressions on ol’ Brit like I do at Rubberfaces.com - that place cracks be up and they even have one of her prego pics to play with.