Britney Spears was a sheepdog dog in a past life?
Pop start Britney Spears has reportedly been attending “reincarnation sessions” with a top Hindu psychic, according to a published report. The singer has apparently been informed that she was a dog in a previous life and worked on a farm in Virginia.
Evidently she was a darn good dog because in her next life she got to come back as a hot talented multi-millionaire.
“Britney says she actually had flashbacks of being a Shetland sheepdog. And she reckons her bossiness is a by-product of her days pushing sheep around.”
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January 30th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Ummm…
“hot”, “talented”?
Put your hands in the air and step AWAY from the crack pipe!
January 30th, 2006 at 11:56 pm
She was hot once, right? As for talented, even though she is not my cup of tea, she is talented.
January 31st, 2006 at 9:11 am
Now she is just a sheep.