The web site Fark invites users to post their own humorous headlines to current news stories. Here are some of the ones that they posted for Kobe Bryant’s scoring of 81 points against Toronto:

Kobe scores 81. Raptors get taken over a chair

The selfless Kobe Bryant nets 81 points and a tremendous 2 assists

Kobe scores 81 points in win, scores three in blond female hotel workers

Kobe Bryant scores 81 points in game. Claims the so called rape of the raptors was consensual

Selfishly, Kobe Bryant only able to add 2 assists while scoring 81 points vs Toronto

Kobe to Raptors: Suck it 81 times

Stupid Kobe Bryant manages 40.5 points for every assist against Raptors. Shocking

There may be no “I” in team, but there is one in “don’t tell my wife” - Bryant scores 81 points in most unselfish performance to date

Toronto Raptors hold Kobe to 81

Kobe sets out to prove that there is an “i” in “team”

Kobe Bryant takes ballhogging to next level, scoring 81 points against Raptors

Kobe Bryant scores 81 points. Falls short of Wilt Chamberlain by 19 points and 19,998 women

Kobe pops in 81 against Raptors. More amazing still, the Lakers won

Kobe Bryant scores 81 points against Toronto, second highest total in NBA history; Toronto argues it’s only worth 70.25 after the exchange rate

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