Tomorrow Night, Kids, We’ll Read “The Silence of the Lambs”
Toys R Us is stocking “Books for the Whole Family,” such as James Patterson’s Mary Mary. I first thought the murder mystery was an odd choice, but it’s actually full of lessons for the kids. Here’s a bedtime story:
Lesson: Don’t be afraid of new things
This reinforces “always do your best.”
See? You’ll be surprised what you can do if you try hard enough.
Lastly,
If you’re a loser, you might die.
That’s enough for tonight. See you in the morning, kids!
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