Michael Jackson Defies Experts and Acts Even More Bizarre

All the PR flacks who were brazenly predicting that Michael Jackson would lay low and then slowly work to rebuild his career after his devastating child molestation trial once again under-estimated the utter wackiness of Michael’s world.
We have learned that Jackson is now converting to Islam. Why not? He’s tried everything else to destroy what’s left of his sagging career. From his pedophilia to announcing charity projects that never get off the ground to being just plain weird, he’s decided to convert to a religion that hates pop music. It should all be very interesting.
h/t: Ace of Spades
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November 27th, 2005 at 11:50 pm
no matter what u say michael jackson was ,is and will be the king of pop for ever
November 28th, 2005 at 8:14 am
Album sales say otherwise.
November 28th, 2005 at 8:32 am
A lotta elitest musicians out there don’t necessarily see that, (King of Pop), azza badge of honor…Sales say Madonna (Billboard #1’s)…sam’s prob’ly 12…
yerz truly,
Gary Glitter
November 28th, 2005 at 12:55 pm
I notice that your story on Michael Jackson and the coming alien invasion are right next to each other is there a subtle subliminal message here?
November 28th, 2005 at 6:24 pm
Michael Jackson is a creepy pedophile–what else is new? How about a “Duke” Cunningham post? The slimeball deserves at least a decade in the Federal Pen. Duke was giving my tax money to contractors in exchange for obscenely large bribes. Give him a one-way ticket from Rancho Santa Fe to Leavenworth.
December 2nd, 2005 at 5:14 am
i am very glad to know that he iz converting to ISLAM the religion of faith.
it iz right that music and dance iz prhibitted in islam.
jazak allah khaira.
December 5th, 2005 at 2:54 pm
god bless michael jackson , my love for him is increasing day after day specially when he is converting to muslim now , allah with him………
December 10th, 2005 at 10:51 am
Hey what’s up, I completly support MJ for converting to Islam! It is a wonderful religion!