Weekend Edition: “The Living Will”
A Living Will
A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, “Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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November 20th, 2005 at 9:49 pm
Don’t tell me you’re going Henny Youngman on us. Take my wi-fi, please.
November 22nd, 2005 at 2:56 pm
Unpluggin’ the tube iz one thing….throwin’ out the BEER?!?!?…that’s “spousal abuse” here in Texas …Death Penalty shit…