[Update: for info on the March 2006 topless photos, go to this post.]

Independent Sources is a serious (and well-written) blog covering current events, California politics, and economics. We have recently had two very well received posts (one on hot lesbian Carolina Panther cheerleaders and the other on smoking hot lingerie modeling for homeless youths). While both of these fell within our editorial focus we thought it important to follow up with a serious journalistic work–say mainstream media critiquing.

Normally, we critique the Los Angeles Times, but this time we thought we would take advantage of the riots in France to look at broadcast media there since they have been accused of under-reporting of the damage being caused in their own country by rioting Muslims.

Our investigation of these allegations took us to French broadcaster LCI and in particular Melissa Theuriau. We selected her because she is smoking hot to look at. Say what you want about the French 35-hour work week or their immigration policy, but when it comes to how the news is delivered, France is unparalleled.

Here is her official web site is here (with hundreds of photos, I’ve just picked a few).

Mélissa Theuriau presents “LCI Matin” (LCI Morning) and the news of 6:40 on TF1 from Monday to Thursday and the “Voyages” (travels) show on Wednesdays at 13:55 on LCI.

This French eye candy gives us all a reason to watch the news. Mélissa Theuriau was born on the 18th of July 1978 in Grenoble ( a town in the south-east of France):
- Mélissa Theuriau est entrée au “desk” de LCI en janvier 2003.
- Elle fut titularisée dans l’équipe du matin en septembre 2004.
- Depuis septembre 2005 Mélissa Theuriau présente LCI Matin avec à ses côtés Thierry Gilardi.

Some of you will question Melissa’s journalistic abilities and accuse the network of employing her on the basis of her physical appearance alone. Nothing could be further from the truth. Anything this hot looking, basically bordering on celestial goddess, is bound to be skilled at reading a teleprompter or whatever it is that broadcast journalists do. When one’s looks are off the chart, as hers are, we think it petty jealously to question her qualifications.

Others will consider our obsession with her as sexism. Come on. If there were no women in broadcast news, that would be sexism. Her station management should be commended for stepping out on a limb and taking a shot with a unbelievably smoking hot newscaster like Melissa Theuriau.

So that is Independent Sources hard-biting critique of the French media’s handling of the riots. We hope that your appreciate our “pull no punches” approach. And as a special thank you for reading Independent Sources, please accept the special “wallet size” photos of Melissa Theuriau so she will always be with you.

Click here for a video montage of Melissa Theuriau in a variety of outfits. All she needs is the cheerleaders outfit! If you want to see all of her outfits go here or here or here or here or here.

In our next media review we’ll make sure to have some nice glamor shots of Michael Hiltzik, Paul Krugman, and Kevin Roderick–that ought to shut-up the “treat the sexes the same” crowd.

To show you what a funny world we live in, blogger 8763 Wonderland is obsessed with Micky Kaus as much as we are obsessed with Melissa Theurian. Hmmmm.

Hat Tip: Ace of Spades (ps: merci beaucoup)
and a pass-thru h/t to The Derb @ National Review Online

Fresh 99 is a multimedia site with nice photos of Melissa.

technorati: Melissa

Others on this hot story: Politiburo Diktat Right Hand of God Decision 08 The Llama Butchers

Addition: The Jammy suggests that we not forget Dominique Sachse who does Texas traffic. They are right, she’s smokin’ too.

[Update: for info on the March 2006 topless photos, go to this post.]

Update: Link to Melissa on video. God bless YouTube.

Update: What is this? Melissa caught on camera without her clothes again? Damn!

Update: Unrelated by Meliss Theuriau fans might also be fans of Denise Richards, and if so you will definitely want to hear about what she thinks of her soon-to-be-ex in our posting: “Under Threat of Perjury Charlie Sheen’s Wife Calls Him a Delusional, Drugged, Paranoid, Conspiracy Theory Believing, Gay Porn Site Visiting Abuser”

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