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Communists Are Sexist Thieving Drunks Too

We were preparing for tomorrow’s scheduled overthrow of the “Bush Regime” by lefty fringe elements led by the Revolutionary Communist Party (see our Most Important Day In World History? Apparently, It’s Next Wednesday) and wondered what we can expect from our new, improved, unelected leaders. It looks like our new comrades will be people who need a good talking-to by the people down in Human Resources. From the RCP’s Points of Discipline for Party Members:

Don’t use drugs or get drunk.

Do not steal anything from the masses, not even a needle or piece of thread; return everything you borrow. (would that be borrow, in quotes?)

Don’t raise money for yourself in the name of the Party; turn in all money raised to support the organization. (someone needs some re-education in the concept of private property!)

Women are equals of men in every respect. They should be treated as comrades in the revolutionary struggle, not as property or prizes. Such things as physically or verbally abusing women or treating them as sexual objects are completely opposed to everything we stand for.

We are proletarian internationalists. We should promote respect for the cultures and languages of oppressed peoples and equality among all nationalities. Don’t insult or ridicule other people’s race or nationality, not even in jokes.

Don’t use your position as political leader among the masses for personal gain — financially, to take sexual advantage, etc.

Don’t attempt to get people to support or join the Party by threatening them. Party members must use the method of persuasion and education among the masses.

Don’t poster or graffiti the businesses or homes of small property owners without their agreement. …Only the oppressors and die-hard accomplices of the oppressors should be treated as enemies.

Don’t settle arguments, disputes or contradictions in the Party through fistfights or other violent means.

They don’t indicate what the punishment for violating party rules is — it’s probably more severe than sensitivity training (after all, this is the political movement that brought “purge” and “gulag” to common usage).


Update: Michelle Malkin posted about the RCP’s “The World Can’t Wait” front group and their bizarre Halloween here … and about students skipping school as part of the protest here.

Update 2: Michelle Malkin has more on “militant left-wing anti-capitalist”protest leader Boots Riley here.

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