Announcing the Bork-o-matic
Independent Sources has happened upon Senate Democrat’s secret flow chart that provides guidance to Barbara Boxer and friends on how to handle Supreme Court nominees. It explains so much. You’ll be shocked! Dismayed! And then you’ll realize that once the President’s next selection is announced, you’re going to save an immense amount of time ignoring the Democrat’s rote opposition. So save this and check off the boxes as the next “extreme right wing” nominee moves toward a vote on the Senate floor!
(Click on “Read the rest of this entry” below to see the chart)
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Update: Thanks for the links, GOP Bloggers, California Conservative, and Sister Toldjah!
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We opposed the Miers nomination; our reasons why are here.
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