The team from GirlsGoneWild has given every husband the opportunity to order their tapes without fear of discovery by the other half.

Now if the folks from the Spice Channel would do the same thing!
h/t: Buzz Machine
Others blogging about this important (most with superior headlines and captions to ours):

FBI Promises (Hot Agent-on-Agent) War on Porn (Hammer […]

Shortly after the extent of the damage caused by hurricane Katrina’s became clear, Independent Sources’ vast editorial staff planned to write a post proposing that part of the federal government’s costs be offset by reductions in the recently passed porkfest known as the Transportation Equity Act for the 21st Century (TEA-21). The pork content of […]

Part of our (very) occasional series “We Agree With The Los Angeles Times‘ Editorial Page” … from Sunday’s Current:
The bar is low enough
If passing grades or senior reports signified that students were fit for a diploma, there never would have been a high school exit exam in the first place. Now that the exam is […]

We were trying to learn more about this fall’s Proposition 79, “Prescription Drug Discounts. State-Negotiated Rebates,” when we came across a section in the legislative analyst’s summary that should guarantee a “no” vote from any sensible Californian:
Profiteering From Drug Sales. Existing state law does not limit the prices or profits that can be earned on […]

According to our sources, these are the first things David Geffen will do if he buys the Los Angeles Times:

Update comics section with same 3-D digital technology used to make Shrek.
Require music critic Robert Hilburn to issue retroactive corrections on all Geffen-related albums that received less-than-stellar reviews over the past 30 years.
Change name to LA Times […]

Evidently one of the 8 Million Ways to Die is to fall out of a limousine into pre-dawn traffic on the 405 Freeway:

On August 10, 2005, [Jessica] Rowe was killed when she fell out of a limousine and into pre-dawn traffic on the San Diego Freeway. The 17-foot-long, 20-passenger Hummer limo was traveling in the […]

Was a missile fired at Flight 17 as it left JFK? One would think that it is a simple question that would get a “yes” or “no” answer. Think again.
When asked by blogger Michele Malkin, American West responded to the question confirming an “irregularity” on the flight. To me an in-flight “irregularity” is someone is sitting […]

Last Saturday two cyclists were riding on Pacific Coast Highway in Malibu and were killed by a passing catering truck. The cyclists had been forced into traffic lanes by a construction barriers in the bike lane. If you haven’t already done so, read the complete story here.
As with any catastrophe, some people will point the […]

The Los Angeles Times reported Friday that the state prisons’ “Sensitive-Needs Yards” have a rapidly expanding population. Once reserved for “prison’s pariahs — sex offenders, informants, homosexuals,” in seven years the SNY headcount has grown from 1,000 to 13,000 as gang members seek an escape … from their own gangs. In short, criminal organizations don’t […]

“The starting point is to design the right services. At the moment, most companies provide too few or too many service offerings.”
- consulting company McKinsey, applying zillions of MBA person-hours to the problem of defining sales-and-service products and still not coming up with an answer.
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Our occasional Weekend Edition feature “Is It Real? Or The Onion” returns!
Here are three news items you could have seen recently. Which one is fake?

eBay to Pay Billions for Company With $60m Revenue
Five-bladed Men’s Razor Introduced
1,000 Activists Jointly Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize

Click on “Read the rest of this entry” below to see the answer.

Forward: This story has particular relevance to me as every week I ride my bike over the exact same stretch of PCH in Malibu as the two riders who were killed last Saturday. Every week I comment to my riding partner that the situation there is incredibly dangerous. For the past several months I had wondered out […]

Tomorrow’s Economist (pay site) will have an article on California’s emergency preparedness vis-a-vis New Orleans
“… California, the nation’s most populous state, is also its most vulnerable to natural disaster. And perhaps to man-made disaster, too: Los Angeles Airport, the Los Angeles-Long Beach port complex, San Francisco’s Golden Gate and Bay bridges and Disneyland are all […]

Independent Sources is running this photo for the sole purpose of demonstrating the poor taste exhibited by the people who create these “spoofs” as well as those who propagate them by emailing them around and/or publishing them in blogs. We find this exceptionally distasteful and trust that you will cease emailing us things like this […]

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As Ramblewords says:
Right now the biggest difference between the two engines, other than speed, is relevance. In Technorati, the author determines relevance by assigning tags to their posts. In Google’s blogsearch, Google determines relevance with their own algorithms.
By the way, is anything at Google not Beta?
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