Charting Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts with Excel
Lindsay Lohan’s breasts have the been topic of numerous articles, blogs and photos. Most recently with the Sun piece that Lindsay is gaining weight because she wants her boobs back. [h/t: Jossip]
With all of the stories (including this one about Disney’s digital manipulation of Ms. Lohan’s breasts), it has gotten more than a little confusing to track them. In response, Independent Sources created the following graph showing her breasts at their peak in early 2004 and then at their most petite earlier this year. We projected their continued growth into next year and looking at the graph below we believe that she will be back in top form in the Jan/Feb time-frame. If this was a stock, we’d say buy and then sell when it looks like a bubble.
top photo source: this excellent site
Update: Blogs of War adds to this topic with even more revealing data.
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September 28th, 2005 at 10:48 am
And who determines the “breast ranking” on the y-axis?
September 28th, 2005 at 11:04 am
That is an editorial function.
October 4th, 2005 at 6:56 am
I think you should include a pictoral representation, just so we can accurately guage the efficacy of your mathematical model
October 4th, 2005 at 10:25 am
A very good suggestion!
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