This is the police. Stop or we’ll shoot (up)!

In what sounds like a late-night re-financing commercial… Bad Credit? No Problem! Criminal Past? No Problemo!
…could actually be a recruiting campaign from the LAPD. Hampered by an inability to find suitable candidates that don’t either have credit problems or past drug usage, or both, the LAPD is lowering its standards.
The new LAPD standard will bring it more in line with the FBI’s standard of no more than 15 uses of marijuana and not within three three years before the application date. Still stricter is the drug usage standard of the U.S. Presidency where you can have smoked marijuana but not inhaled it or taken cocaine but not caught doing so.
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August 30th, 2005 at 2:21 pm
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