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Who’s Bigger? Michael Jackson or Carly Simon

It’s not even close. A spokeswoman for Nielsen Soundscan, which monitors US record sales, confirmed: “Carly Simon sold 50,000 more albums than Michael Jackson.”

They both have new CDs out. Jackson’s “The Essential Michael Jackson” sold only 8,000 copies in its first week in the U.S.

Just maybe it has something to do with the fact that Carly Simon hasn’t molested little boys, fed them “Jesus Juice,” had reconstructive surgery, appeared in court in jammies, and generally acted weird in every way possible.

Once again we see the free market do what the court system could not.

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2 Responses to “Who’s Bigger? Michael Jackson or Carly Simon”

  1. 1
    The Stevo in H-Town Says:

    Time fer MJ ta “Beat It”…(the title of that song suits the dude in WHOLE lotta wayz)……talk amongst yersselves………

  2. 2
    Insider Says:

    Whoa Steveo, that kind of talk is going to land you in Neverland!