GOD BLESS THE USA

To “HANS ISLAND”:

You indicated that Denmark was filled with Liberals and faggots.

Have you been to Canada lately? The women and pussy here are great, but too many criminal LIEberals and dirty ‘mos (LOL).

Seriously though, a Dane is only a Swede (or Norwegian) with his brains knocked out. You eat lutefisk, right? What’s up with that?

And being proud of LEGO is brutal (do you know how many times I’ve stepped on that shit when my kids leave it out?). Carlsberg beer isn’t even as good as American beer (I’ve tried it).

To “Dane”: you guys would drown trying to swim over here to have an “armed conflict” with us, because you’re not smart enough to jump in a boat.

Also, if the government of Denmark is reading this, I will trade Quebec and possibly throw Ontario in on the deal for Hans Island plus some of your shitty beer.

And Phillipe, if our government rejected you two then it’s probably for the best, we have rules here and they MUST be upheld, lest we fall into an immigration hell-like situation as those evident in Sweden and Canada. We’re not fascists, you however are a moron and I for one am pleased you went to Sweden instead of Denmark, they’ll have to sustain you instead, so tak for det, så skal vi gøre dig en tjeneste en anden gang!.

Hi Phillipe, a quick note! The greenland peopel are not under rule of any other nation, they are a people of their own and have their own government. You might want to look that up sometime. Basically, you don’t have to say everything you know, but you DO need to know everything you say!

Denmark ruled by a fascist regime? I think not! But the fact does remain that a country the size of Denmark has to guard its borders very carefully, especially while being a part of the EU. I don’t think anyone in Denmark has anything against the finnish people, but why should another scandinavian be treated any different than anyone else? Yeah, the finns are a part of the norsemen! Should the immigration regulations in Denmark be any different for a person from Finland than one from, lets say, any african nation?

Hasseled by the government!
Been there, done that! I am Danish myself and my wife is American. The Danish government gave me a hell of a time when we both lived in Denmark, but one keeps on trying and one always wins! One way or another, screw em’!

Again, I am a Dane myself, and I have been living in the US of and on for the past 20+ years, and although I love the ‘friendly’ banter between folks I also think that anyone taking this issue serious, and using the kind of language we have seen lately, are a bunch of morons! After all, who wants this rock, and why? Not only that, didn’t the native eskimos use this island/rock centuries before we found it interesting? Anyway, keep it coming, it makes for interesting and humorous reading.

God bless Canada and the Danes!
And by the way, tks for the asssist with the nazies 60+ years ago! Some of us still remember, although we were nowhere near born yet!

I am a Canadian who tried to emigrate to Denmark with a Finn and they told her to go back to Finland and all kinds of racist crap.

What I also have found out is that Xenophobia is institutionalized since Venstre took power, making Danish citizens who happen to fall in love with non-EU people lesser citizens, having to live on a single salary as unreasonable delays for work permit granting have become policy, effectively making them lesser citizens. This is also causing a drain of Brains as educated Danes emigrate to Skåne in the hopes of finding a more welcoming environment.

Therefore, as long as Denmark will have a Fascist regime, it has the moral lower ground, and all its claims are to be ignored.

Canada might as well take over Greenland and put it under UN-administration, with the pretext of freeing its inhabitants from the rule of an out-of-control government.

Fuck Danmark!
Fuck Danmark!

come over to Sverige if you want to check an open and civilised society.

Fuck Danmark!
Fuck Danmark!

God I hope Canada gets me!

Love,
Hans Island.

I think Hans Island should be ours!
We can party up there with the Natives and get drunk!
We can eat pastries and masturbate fantasizing about all the hairy-lipped, pastry stuffing bitches we left behind!

I am a Viking!
If you don’t give me Hans Island I will burn your igloo and eat all your caribou!

First, Greenland can exit the realm if it so please, they won’t, however, because they’ll then lose their finincial aid from Denmark.

Secondly, you can call it what you want, I cited it from an Englisn news site (wooops, huh stupid?) and to smack you even more, he’s not a Dane, he’s born and raised on Greenland. (Does this guy: http://www.gh.gl/GRAPHICS/josef.jpg look very Danish to you? Fucking idiot)

Thirdly, “third largest train maker” ooooh I’m shaking in my boots, you sited a ‘third’ largest company. And these Manulife Financial, Molson-Coors, Magna Corporation, Great-West Life Assurance company… what are these? I reckon only Canadians have heard of those, maybe also your north american brothers. But I’ll not hold that against you, we all know that north americans doesn’t know much about what’s happening outside their borders (lets face it, Canada is just a tiny version of the US).
Besides, everyone knows what Maersk is.

Fourth, what does this have to do with the G7 or G8 or the Commonwealth? Being members off all these is what you get for being a large industrialized nation (big surprise there, huh kiddo?) but it still doesn’t change the fact that you can’t enforce your norther borders (which we, a small Euro nation can), nor could you even defeat us, a nation 6 times smaller than yours population-wise, if it ever came to war… Geez, you sure are a big and mighty nation, eh?
I’m so sad we can’t be more like you, you get to play with the big boys, despite having a weak military, and you get to say “aboot” and wear nancy police uniforms!

Quebec has twice been held referendums on separating from Canada
and has twice rejected this option. Besides, Quebec has more power as a Province of Canada than Greenland does as a Danish colony. Quebec sets its own immigration policy, its own pensions, health and education policy, retains its system of civil law, sits as a member of the Francophonie, apart from Canada. The Greenlandic “vice president” (That would be deputy prime minister, Mr. Fake Dane) is a Dane!

Canadian large companies? Perhaps Bombardier (Which sells aircraft to the Danish military) and is the world’s largest train maker and third largest airplane maker, Nortel, the world’s biggest fibre-optics maker, ATI, the graphics card chip maker, Manulife Financial, Molson-Coors, Magna Corporation, Great-West Life Assurance company, etc. These are all Fortune 500 companies that dwarf anything the sad-sack Danes have.

Canada is a member of the G7, the most influential seven industrialized countries in the world, permanent home of the United Nations IATA, NAFTA, NORAD, APEC, Commonwealth, Francophonie, etc etc.

The main mining interest in Greenland is… (Drumroll please) a Canadian corporation!

Oh how I love bursting Danish bubbles!

Really, I couldn’t care less Just SHUT THE FUCK UP…

As for your little display of facade above, well I think there’s plenty of folks in the Bush administration that appriciate Denmarks, however small, contribution far more than their whimpy northern brothers, who’s done exactly… nothing in Iraq.
As for Greenland, there are people who is against being part of the Danish realm and some who aren’t. Much like your Quebec, no? LOL
We want to negotiate because we’re not some frustrated childish baby nation who, in an ever growing display of an obvious inferiority complex, only wants to sling mud and arrogance, and you try to say that this is ignoring us, it is in fact more your inability to do ANYTHING military wise.
Besides, a Danish warship is arriving at the Island during this month to make our claims, then we’ll see if you guys will finally be able to send a ship of your own… Oh I forgot, you have no ice strengthened warships.
Do you even have a navy?

“The only thing I’ve heard of Canadian military”

And you’ve heard of the Canadian military, nobody has ever heard of the Danish military which has an air force using aeroplanes and communications equipment manufactured by Canadian companies.

All Denmark could do about the fact that Canada’s defence minister set foot on Hans Island was pout and send a wimpy letter from their ambassador stating “Be nice, please!!”

Denmark apparently wants to “negotiate” with Canada because they know that

-Canada can and will ignore any Danish attempts to claim Hans Island as their own

-Denmark has no influence in any sphere, in Canada or elsewhere.