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Writers! I Want More Clichés!

“Let’s make our principles crystal clear right out of the box.”

- The first line of the home page of John Kerry’s web site JohnKerry.com. For effect, you probably have to read it out loud in a deep, lugubrious voice.

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3 Responses to “Writers! I Want More Clichés!”

  1. 1
    A Senior Administration Official Says:

    Insider says that interstitial pauses need to be added too: “Let’s make our principles … crystal clear … right out of the box.”

    And perhaps a “But first, let me talk about the importance of the internet.” And a 78 word answer to a simple question.

  2. 2
    Dana Says:

    And the eyebrows… it’s really not a John Kerry speech without that hooded brow look.

  3. 3
    Ray Kinsella Says:

    Maybe this is just a case of the pot calling the kettle black, but I think that John Kerry has thrown out the baby with the bathwater.