After reading Insider’s post about the two Florida teenagers caught burning flags in their neighborhood, we asked the secret world government to send us tapes from their surveillance of that area. Here’s our transcript of what really happened:

“Dude, it’s the cops! We’re gonna get caught!”

“Damn! They’ll throw the book at us if they find out we were just driving around the neighborhood burning things! Quick — get the M80 out of that mailbox!”

“I know! I know! Let’s say we’re political protesters … that way we’ll be famous, and get free lawyers too! I seen it on TV.”

“Yeah … Operator, I need the number for that union … no, not the teacher’s union — that civil liberties union. ACLU! Hey, what’s a civil liberty anyway? Ain’t it that statue in New York?”

And to top it off, it looks like they were living a life of privilege with Baber’s parents — see Google’s aerial photo of their golf course community here.

The only impact free trade has on these clowns is that their shirts cost less at Abercrombie.

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