Weekend Edition: If It Makes Sense To You, You’ve Got A Future In Marketing
“Independent Sources has permanently altered the conceptualization of data hygiene. Think intra-revolutionary. We apply the proverb “All that glitters is not gold” not only to our solutions but our aptitude to synthesize. We will whiteboard the ability of e-markets to visualize. Without content, you will lack TQM. We will inflate our capacity to visualize without decrementing our aptitude to monetize.”
courtesy of the Corporate Gibberish Generator
[Hat tip: Good Morning Silicon Valley]
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