Email “signatures” are the appendages to email messages that typically include name and contact information. They sometimes include pithy semi-humorous statements. For those of you desiring some level of wit for their own emails but are at a loss on how what to write, here are some to choose from:

==/==/==/==Police tagline==/==/==Do not cross ==/==/==/==
90% of being smart is knowing what you’re dumb at
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
(((((This message in Stereo where available)))))
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
A day not wasted is a day wasted!
A day without radiation is a day without sunshine.
A day without sunshine is like night. A
little greed can get you lots of stuff.
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Always draw your curves, then plot the data.
Always proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!
Discoveries are made by not following instructions.
H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb rd!
Happiness is not a destination. It’s the trip.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise MY hand!
I don’t have a solution but I admire the problem.
I float like an anchor and sting like a moth.
I give advice worth the price….free! I have a speech impediment… my foot.
I’ve had fun before. This isn’t it.
I’ve seen the future. I can’t afford it.
If at first you don’t succeed, call it v1.0!
If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving isn’t for you.
If it’s not on fire, it’s a software problem.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
If voting changed anything, they’d make it illegal. Ifyoucanreadthis,youspendtoomuchtimefiguringouttaglines!
In case of fire, yell “FIRE!”
International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves.
It is morally wrong to allow suckers to keep their money.
Junk: stuff we throw away. Stuff: junk we keep.

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